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ok everybody you've just fallen onto a bed of yellow flowers, what will you do

Screams while grasping at compound-fractured shin.

𝓡𝓮𝓶𝓮𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻 𝓴𝓲𝓭𝓼: 𝓝𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓯𝓮𝓮𝓽 𝓯𝓲𝓻𝓼𝓽 𝓸𝓻 𝓸𝓷 𝓸𝓾𝓽𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓭 𝓵𝓲𝓶𝓫𝓼!

You hear stupid music begin to play. "Howdy!" a voice says. It's a flower. More importantly, it's a flower with a face. "I'm Flowey! Flowey the Flower!"

"Good evening to you, young flora. I do beg your pardon whilst I try and deal with the severe arterial bleeding the my fleshy colleague is trying to resolve."

Starts poking at Kaijin's broken leg with a random stick.

Flowey looks confused. "Well, do either of you want some LOVE? It might be able to heal your friend over there."

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Shrieks in agony at every contact the stick makes to the exposed bone.

"STOP STOP STOP! DO YOU NOT HEAR ME SCREAMING? CALL AN AMBULANCE! YOU BROUGHT YOUR PHONE, RIGHT?"

Sneezes

"WHAT IS THIS CRAP? FLOWERS? GREAT FRIGGIN JOB! I'M ALLERGIC TO FLOWERS!"

Looks at Flowey.

"OH GREAT! NOW THEY TALK AND HAVE FACES! I GUESS THE BLOOD LOSS IS GETTING TO MY BRAIN!!! WHERE'S THE AMBULANCE? DOES SOMEONE HAVE ANY EMERGENCY MEDICAL SUPPLIES?? ANYONE???"

𝓡𝓮𝓶𝓮𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻 𝓴𝓲𝓭𝓼: 𝓐𝓵𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓫𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓶𝓮𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 𝓼𝓾𝓹𝓹𝓵𝓲𝓮𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓪 𝓹𝓱𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓲𝓷 𝓬𝓪𝓼𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓮𝓶𝓮𝓻𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓲𝓮𝓼!

ask flower if he can heal my goddamn sprained ankle and kaijin’s shattered leg

Flowey smiles. "Here in the Underground, we share LOVE through little…white…'friendliness pellets.' Here, have some!" A number of white seed-looking things appear above him. They fly at all of you!

"I am a doctor, as everyone can see due to me owning a satchel with a red cross on it."

Humming cheerfully, I jam one of my pellets into Kaijin's open wound.

"Doctoring for flesh creatures is so much easier than it is for my fellow cyborgs. I only have to use a hammer and blow torch some of the time."

Cocks head and stares at the others who are currently out of reach.

"Does anyone else require professional medical assistance?"

Kaijin, you're down to 1 hp!
Flowey laughs. His face has become distorted. "In this world…IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED!!" Suddenly a fireball streaks past. Flowey looks confused. "What the..?" A fireball hits him, blasting him away. A goatlike lady walks towards you. "What a miserable creature, taking advantage of a helpless chi-- Wait a second. You aren't children." Her eyes slide to Kaijin. "You're hurt! You two, take care of your friend, I'll get medical supplies." She runs away.

"GREAT!!! NOW I'M SEEING GOD-DANG FURRY MILFS!!! THE BLOOD LOSS REALLY IS MAKING ME LOSE MY GRIP ON REALITY!!! IS ANYONE HERE TYPE O NEGETIVE??? I THINK I NEED A TRANSFUSION!!!!

𝓡𝓮𝓶𝓮𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻, 𝓴𝓲𝓭𝓼: 𝓜𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓯𝓽 𝓔𝓶𝓮𝓻𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓬𝔂 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓣𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓼𝓯𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓸𝓷𝓵𝔂 𝓫𝓮 𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓶𝓹𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝔂 𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓭 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓬𝓪𝓹𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓶𝓮𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓯𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵𝓼. 𝓘𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓭𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝓽𝓸 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓶 𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓹𝓾𝓷𝓬𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓸𝓻 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓯𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓪𝓵𝓼, 𝓭𝓸 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓶𝓹𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓶 𝓪 𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓼𝓯𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓪𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓪𝓾𝓼𝓮 𝓪𝓭𝓭𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵 𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓶 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓲𝓷𝓳𝓾𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷.

The women returns shortly. "I am Toriel, caretaker of the Ruins. Who are you?" She bandages up Kaijin (so now you're at 10 hp.)

• You rise out of the KYM gestalt and introduce yourself to Toriel and the rest of the hivemind in the only way you can think of how.

"Howdy-doodly-doo! How's it going? I'm Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion! Talkie's the name, toasting's the game! Anyone like any toast?"

• You are filled with a sense of slight contentment at finally invoking something related to your username.

Toriel looks at you strangely. "Why don't I show you to my house? It's dangerous out here." She pauses. "Also, how many of you are there?"
(SOUL traits:
Soup: Integrity
Kaijin: Determination
Kups: Bravery
Toaster: Perseverance)

"I'm feeling… Tired…"

Faints from blood loss.

Snores.

"My visual censors and a few of my databanks have been reduced to --30%-- of their maximum functionality, but there is currently --4-- that I am aware off. If required, I currently have enough spare parts to create --2-- more companions."

Stares at Kaijin's semi-comatose state.

"Correction. I may soon have enough parts to create --3-- more companions."

Soup King starts to twitch erratically.

" I do not suppose…brzzt…I do not suppose….brzzt….I do not suppose…brzzt…mechanic, do you?"

• Using the built-in psi-scanners that every toaster of your make and model has on the caprine entity, you come to a useful conclusion.

• You turn to face the machine using the secret art of "having a small wire tied to one of your legs and an offscreen stagehand pulling you in a direction".

"She doesn't have any mechanical engineering background, but healing intent appears to have tangible effect in this section of the universe! That means, if she intends to heal any damages to you without adequate training or tools, she will still be able to! Additionally, would you like some toast?"

• The irony that you have top-of-the-line extraperception-based sensors but still can't make a reasonably edible piece of toast is not lost on you.

"I'm not a mechanic, but I might be able to help." said a figure wearing green clothes with pink stripes (or was it pink clothes with green stripes?). "Name's Mago Malvagio, wizard of the shadows." The figure used his magic to analyze Soup King's problem. "Aha." he says, before using his magic to take something out of his shoulderplate.

"It looks like you had a literal wrench in the cogs…"

Music:

Toriel asks you to follow her.

• You oblige as the stagehand drags you into Toriel's home, while grumbling about his pay.

Snores louder.

Chokes on own throat and wakes up.

"Crap, we're moving."

Pulls out drawing tablet and summons busty 6'9" Muscly, pale, pitch-black-haired, hazel-eyed CIA assassin waifu to carry me while my leg's broke.

Goes back to sleep as she hauls me in the direction of the goat-thing's quarters.

As the others left, Mago shouted from a distance: "Hey! May I join you guys?"

Soup King's torso turns around 180 degrees, visual censors flickering.

"Of course you can --species indeterminate-- all non-(brzzzt)'s are welcome. Besides, I could always (brzzt) more kidneys."

Soup King's torso then rotates back 170 degrees as he stumbles after the others.

sound of bungee cord stretching
I let go when the cord is as low as it can be

AAAA-- thud
man, it's a good thing I landed in this conveniently planted flowerbed full of non-sentient flowers.

Anyways, how do I get out of here?
runs to next room

I then join up with the rest of the group

You follow Toriel to a large set of stairs. Kaijin sees a shining yellow star in the leaves at the bottom. Kaijin, do you interact with it?

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SOUL traits (updated)
Soup: Integrity
Kaijin: Determination
Kups: Bravery
Toaster: Perseverance
Olors: Kindness

Wakes up partially delirious.

"He he… funny sav menu… he… heh…"

Passes out again.

Mago glanced at him and asked the others "Did he choose anything on the menu?"

Let's see…
checks health of party

"What does your scan read?"

Kaijin: broken leg, dazed
Soup: malfunctioning
Kups: sprained ankle
Toaster: healthy
Mago: healthy
Olors: healthy

"Does anyone want me to doctor Kaijin again? I can guarantee a --20%-- chance of not murdering him in my currently malfunctioning state."

Not yet…
turns to Kaijin
come on, just hit the save option so we can all be healthy again

"Well, this is one fine predicament! I'm just going to take that as a 'yes' to the toast so we can say 'yes' to the save prompt."

• You charge up your bread-heating coils and fire a slice of normal toast at Kaijin, hoping to rouse him from unconsciousness long enough to save.

The Muscular waifu catches the slice of toast and crushes it in her palm, thinking it to be an attempt to harm her creator. She then marches towards the bizarre toaster that fired it and begins stomping on it with the force of a mad bull.

Kommando, still hoisted over her shoulders flops around a little with each stomp. Still asleep and unaware of the events around him, his limp arms are gradually flung closer and closer to the button labeled "Save" until after a few minutes his hand eventually touches it with enough force to press it.

Mago: "Looks like Toaster needs some magic now." proceeds to use magic to unsquish Toaster

Toriel walks up the stairs and enters the doorway.
Everybody is at 20/20 hp.

We go through the doorway

Toriel leads you through a hallway. She walks a short distance before the hall turns right. In front of you are a number of small pools, each with a bridge over it. "The Ruins are full of puzzles. They're like a combination of diversion and doorkey. See if you can solve this one." She walks away. Suddenly, a giant frog jumps at you! At the bottom of your vision, you see the text "*Froggit attacks you!" Four buttons appear in front of you as well:
FIGHT;
ACT;
ITEM;
MERCY
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Mago: "Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!"

• The stagehand sits down on a provided chair and takes a smoke break while you deal with the situation.
  "The First Law of Robotics demands that I must avoid permanently harming another living entity!"
• You check your ACT menu.

You hit the Froggit with a stick. A number "20" appears over its head. It turns to dust. At the bottom of your vision, you see the following text:

You won!
You gained 10 EXP and 20 GOLD!
Your LOVE increased.

Current LOVE values:
Toaster: 2
Mago: 1
Olors: 1
Soup: 1
Kaijin: 1
Kups: 1
Current GOLD values:
Toaster: 10
Mago: 0
Olors: 0
Soup: 0
Kaijin: 0
Kups: 0

(wait why did Toaster get increased LOVE when it was Mago who did the fighting?)

I hit all of the switches while we follow Toriel

You're right, that was a mistake.
Most of the switches have large arrows drawn on the wall pointing at them. Only one of the doesn't, and when you try to flip it it doesn't move. Toriel leads you through a doorway. On the other side is a larger pool of water. It seems the only was to cross it is via a bridge covered in spikes. After looking at the bridge for a moment, Toriel says, "Let me help you with this one. I think puzzles are too dangerous for now." She holds Mago's hand and escorts him across the bridge. She does the same with everybody else except for Kaijin. After being shown how to cross properly, Kaijin's CIA waifu carries him across. Before long, everybody has crossed the bridge. Toriel contemplates something for a moment, then hands Kaijin's waifu what appears to be an old-fashioned cell phone. "Call me if they get into any trouble," she says. She then departs. The next room has a layout like this: x=you, y=froggit z=save
_____________|……….|
|……………y……………|
x………………………….|
|…………………………z|
|…………………………..|
|…………………………..|
|….more down here……|

• You cautiously approach the second Froggit.

It says, "Ribbit, ribbit." At the bottom of your vision, you see a translation;
"*There are ways to end monster encounters without fighting."

"Of course there are! No one could possibly still want to fight after being offered toast!"

• The stagehand can be heard ranting to his friend about how stupid that sounded.

What will you do next? Remember, there are areas to the north and south
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