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Hi Guys.

So I'm going to try and wrap up the last few of the Make-A-Meme requests over the next few days and then move onto the How Not To guides for a bit.

Whilst I was I'm doing this, I thought it might be fun to get you guys to design my Co-Host Samantha.

I'm looking for something in the Tomboyish-Anime style so I can use a wide away of expressions, to make up for the fact my avatar doesn't have a face, and it's not to much of a bastard to edit to suit individual images.

Although it'd be neat to have a body too, just the head should be fine, as I'm planning on dressing them up in various costumes to suit the subject at hand.

Examples of the kinda-thing I'm looking for is below.

Hmmm. There's plenty of talented artist here, but even if you directly contact them (because most of them are pretty inactive around here) they are still not going to do it for cheap. Maybe Baron o' Bruh could draw that tomboy you have in mind? but i don't know how much he would charge you suppousing he would.

Although it'd be nice if I got some community support with this, it's not the end of the world if I don't. For the first one, I was planning on just slapping Sam's head onto a generic anime body anyway, as it's not going to stay generic for long.

As a professional shit-slapperer, I can probably glue something together if I need too.

Besides, if this takes off and enough people like it, then the Lewds will flow which I can use for bases for future editions which will produce more Lewds which will continue to feed the Meme Machine until I am unable to come up with retarded ideas.

I have a Doctorate in Retarded Ideas, so I have about six fully fleshed out. I just need to finish off your Superhero request from the Make-A-Meme Foundation and I'll make a start on them.

Every day during winter, 3 Japanese manga artists will die of cold or starvation, and you choose to ask for free art on forums. With coronavirus pandemic going on, prices of their main food supply, instant ramen noodles has skyrocketed to unprecedented levels. By commissioning an artist you could save his life.

Anyway, this is just a prelude to post my crude attempt at making a waifu. I've been drawing long enough that I might as well try getting some opinions.
Either way I have no idea how to draw a tomboy so I drew a girl doing 3 most badass things I know: smoking, heavy drinking and fighting a war she doesn't believe in.

Thank god you posted this, i was seven inches away of offering myself for this but your art is so good it completely wipes the floor with anything i could possibly ever make. Yes this is very good, you should start a Deviantart or Twitter account so you could practice more, post your progress, get more feedback, become better and in a year or two you would be ready to take commissions, thats good money you could be making.

Not gonna lie, this is great. You even added small details like that one lone hair poking out from under the hat and bags under her eyes.

And you did this all within a day, at most, as well.

Unfortunately we don't have an Ozzim entry yet, but if we did, this would be uploaded straight into it.

I'd like to provide some criticism, as I know going "Whooooo Awesome" doesn't really help much, but I can't find anything obviously wrong with this on an objective or subjective level.

The problem I have is that as a fairly competent photoshopper and an abysmal sketch artist, is that I know how much work and effort goes into making these things; so my "No-effort garbage" bar is a lot lower than most.

I've even defended art pieces such as the unmade bed and messy coffee table, as it's a lot harder to stage a natural thing than people think; because you don't set out to do it, it just happens and that's really hard to replicate artificially.

It's also pretty damn close to the three main things I'm looking for.

1. Short hair to make editing and animations easier.

2. A character than can give as much shit as she takes.

3. A wide face so I can do those cheerfully derpy manga expressions (such as turning their eyes into this when she's over-excited: ><) to counter-act my own faceless avatar.

Bonus Point: she'd also look adorable being slapped in the face by a shoe, which is crucial to one of the comics I'll be making.

Also I vehemently object to the above statement.
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The Costa Ricans had it coming.

They said I smell funny and such an insult cannot be allowed to stand.

I would probably do this, but I'm terrible with short hair, my emoting needs work and I'm already working on two other drawings.

Hope you find something that works, though, your ideas sound very humorous.

Honestly, I want to talk about my ideas, but at the same time I want it to come as a complete surprise, as I think it'd be better if people have no expectations as to what is happening.

I've still got a city to save before I can start on them though, so you'll probably not see anything about the guides until late Jan-early Feb.

Thanks for warm reception, but I ain't making a DevianArt until I learn to draw faster and more consistently on my 8×6cm second hand tablet which I bought for equivalent of 3$.

As for my drawing feel free to do whatever, but remember that once you earn over 1000 bucks through her I will appear in your vicinity and steal your kidney.

I'd like to say that my shitposting will never make me any monetary gains, but then again, that one company did recruit a professional memester, so, who knows.

(Puts on stereotypical evil English accent)

Besides, my dear Ozzzim, if I were to be paid, it would be in English Sterling and not your American dollarly-doos, so my kidney would remain perfectly safe.

Mwahahahahahaha!