The Longhouse slang term depicting an image of a nordic longhouse.

The Longhouse

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The Longhouse is a slang expression and a metaphorical concept popularized among the far-right and alt-right used to refer to a matriarchal society that is distinguished by suppressing non-conformity by canceling individuals, avoidance of direct conflict, and valuing safety (including emotional safety) over privacy and individualism, among other things. The expression has been used similarly to "living in the pod" and is used to describe the societal order that the far-right strives to alter or exit. Starting in 2023, the phrase saw spread on iFunny, Twitter and 4chan, appearing in various memes.

Origin

Historically, the longhouse is a large, single-hall communal dwelling met in various parts of the world including Asia, Europe and North America, built since the Neolithic period.

In 2018, far-right Internet personality and writer Bronze Age Pervert published the book Bronze Age Mindset, which contained criticisms of modern society.[1] In the book, Bronze Age Pervert compares the modern leftist males to the dwellers of the longhouse, "browbeaten and ruled by obese mammies who instilled in them socialism and feminism" (extracts shown below).


muck of the primeval swamp. If you traveled in Europe around maybe 3000 BC or so you would find wise-eyed cowlike black-haired Neolithic matrons overseeing vast villages of longhouses where lived the hueman animal, fifty or a hundred to a room, with sheep and goats, wallowing in its own s---, tilling the soil, eating those of its members deemed to be "chosen by the gods"-anyone, man or woman, distinguished by vital spirit and she might even smack you on the head with a lingam-dildo and question your privilege as a traveler. This is the condition of most of mankind until recently, and it is the suffocating miasma to which the modern world is fast returning, inside and out. But enough of this prison. I suppose you want to know of a way out, or, at least, to hear of a different way of life? Many are domestic animals and happy that way. I speak instead to the men who feel stifled by this bug world. People at all times try to domesticate each other. Language is used to clobber and deceive others into submission and domestication. Ideas and arguments and stories are manufactured for the same. The modern world is no different in this regard from any wretched tribal society. I'm sure that Europe prior to the Bronze Age, before the coming of the Aryans, was similar to modern Europe. People lived in communal longhouses and were likely browbeaten and ruled by obese mammies who instilled in them socialism and feminism. Most of those so-called males of the longhouse age were probably similar to the modern leftist "herb" who doesn't lift. Which is why those societies were so easily conquered. The left realizes they look weak and lame because they are. They know they have nothing to offer youth but submission and lectures. They know they're unsexy and staid. If indeed young leftist men will start lifting and worshiping beauty, they will be forced to leave the left.

Most of those so-called males of the longhouse age were probably similar to the modern leftist “herb” who doesn’t lift. Which is why those societies were so easily conquered.

Spread

Around 2021, the metaphorical concept of the longhouse offered in Bronze Age Mindset started appearing in online discussions of modern society, initially on 4chan[2][3][4] and other imageboards and later on Twitter and iFunny. On June 28th, 2021, iFunny[5] user Wicklow posted the earliest discovered meme about The Longhouse, an I Hate the Antichrist meme that received 14 smiles in tow years (shown below, left). On January 22nd, 2022, iFunny[6] user GeorgenoonsGhost posted a similar meme that received over 70 smiles in one year (shown below, right).


F marry us! i won't live in the longhouse! i won't live in the longhouse! We've got you surrounded! Come join the longhouse and embrace the total egalitarianism I hate the chthonic mother! I hate the chthonic mother! AL GRAPIST VICTORY

The expression saw further spread in online discussions pertaining to modern society through 2022. For example, on June 6th, 2022, rightwing political activist Jack Posobiec used the phrase in a tweet[7] that gained over 800 retweets and 4,300 likes.

On February 16th, 2023, anonymous writer L0m3z published an essay explaining and exploring the concept.[13]

Starting in late February 2023, the expression achieved recognition on iFunny, inspiring memes that referenced the concept. For example, on May 16th, 2023, iFunny[8] user Bloodtheism posted a meme that received over 330 smiles in two months (shown below, left). On June 9th, 2023, Twitter[9] user @LastThings4 posted a The Northman / Marvel One-Liners meme that received over 230 retweets and 3,500 likes in one month (shown below, right). A June 10th iFunny[10] repost of the meme received over 4,300 smiles in the same period.


Slowly... being... absorbed... cozy 9 to 5... the longhouse... it's..... over........ Last Things @LastThings4 "There's a longhouse right behind me, isn't there?” 10:59 PM . Jun 9, 2023 109.1K Views

The metaphorical concept saw a surge in use on Twitter following the release of the 2023 film Barbie, primarily in connection with the plotline of Ken, portrayed by Ryan Gosling, who gets inspired by the patriarchy of the real world revolts against the matriarchy of Barbiedland by establishing Kendom. Online, the plotline has been compared with "exiting the longhouse" (examples[11][12] shown below).


Alaric The Barbarian @OxAlaric I love that Gerwig made Barbie to own the chuds but it's just a movie about THE “literally me” guy and his friends defeating the Longhouse "How could this have possibly backfired?" 11:31 PM Jul 20, 2023 903.8K Views Lomez @LØm3z Exit from the Longhouse htt 2:41 PM. Jul 22, 2023 151.6K Views

Various Examples


The longhouse matriarch when she is informed that the local Hunter gatherers they sacrifice have learned how to smelt copper weapons INCEL JOKER BE LIKE Damaged S WE LIVE IN A LONGHOUSE Last Things @LastThings4 "There's a longhouse right behind me, isn't there?"
SIEGE @6iege The most interesting thing about the Barbie movie is Ken's bloodless revolt against the Longhouse. You are Ryan Gosling, Gosling is Ken, Ken is Prometheus, and perhaps you are too. Let's take a look at the parallels between Ken's world and ours... 11:34 PM. Jul 23, 2023 461.1K Views I think the solution is to build a BASED longhouse where we buckbreak all the village's sons in a wholesome, Christian way. Like a nice traditional agricultural peasant village would be kinda epic to live in fr fr 16 2. KZ An Lushan @Kraterocrat Noisy homes are longhousian. Exposing people to constant noise and loud babble in the sanctity of their private space is longhouse behavior. Communitarian humiliation and eradication of the individual via sonic terrorism. 5:39 PM Jun 25, 2023 51.8K Views

Search Interest

External References

[1] Goodreads – Bronze Age Mindset

[2] 4plebs – /pol/ Post #320992675

[3] 4plebs – /pol/ Post #331152431

[4] 4plebs – /pol/ Post #309563977

[5] iFunny – Wicklow

[6] iFunny – GeorgenoonsGhost

[7] Twitter – @JackPosobiec

[8] iFunny – Bloodtheism

[9] Twitter – @LastThings4

[10] iFunny – Earendil

[11] Twitter – @0xAlaric

[12] Twitter – @L0m3z

[13] First Things – What Is the Longhouse?

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Geigh Science
Geigh Science

quick, the only solution is for us to all change our twitter icons to statues of greek and roman philosophers, inexplicably convert to fundamentalist christianity, vote trump in the next election (and make voting for him literally our entire personality aside from jesus coming in as a close second) and start badgering random people online telling them to stop looking at porn or whatever

ITS THE ONLY WAY TO STOP THE LONGHOUSE or whatever

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